Salutations!

Sorry for the delay fans! I haven't had a chance to post because I've been too busy eating and pooping. I'm finally here!!! What a glorious world, I'm so glad to have joined you all. No one told me there would be a milk truck at my beck and call 24 hours a day! And who knew I could just take a poop whenever and wherever I wanted... This is brilliant! My Daddy bounces me up and down when I have gas and my Mommy stares at me for hours when I fall asleep in her arms. Life is good. In 5 days, I've put back on all the weight I lost after birth, which takes most babies up to 2 weeks. AND... today... I finally lost that nasty little belly button stump that was really annoying us all. I keep hearing the folks talking about belly kisses as soon as the site heals. We haven't had many visitors and I'm loving this quiet time with my Ma and Pa. I fall asleep on them all the time and couldn't be happier. Well, I suppose I should go take a nap so that I can make sure to keep Mommy up at least half the night.

Hey, Milk Truck... over here!!!

Your first important lesson, Folks...

Not that I don't love you, Mom and Dad... but this is for you. Figured it was a good time to show you who is boss.

Being tricky...

I was being a little tricky yesterday and made Mommy think it was time. Wasn't reeeeeally my fault as her uterus was the one doing all the contracting. I was just going along for the ride. It was getting pretty snug in there during all those tight contractions. It might have been that long walk we took on the beach yesterday. Gotta go, I'm thirsty.

When, oh when should I come out?

I'm definitely running out of room in here and my legs are feeling a little crunched. My Daddy talks to me every night and tells me to keep my head down, chin to chest, back to Mommy's belly. I'm trying really hard to be a good boy and listen. I just love to practice my jujitsu and move around but its getting harder to pull back for a good punch now. Maybe I should start making preparations to move out? I can hear my Mommy and Daddy talking about how much they love me and how anxious they are to meet me. That just makes me more anxious to finally get out and start lapping up all that lovin'... and some milk. When, oh when will be the best day to rock their world?